Sabtu, 23 Maret 2013

The Senate's $3.7 Trillion, Totally Meaningless, 5 a.m. Budget

Saturday morning at 5 a.m., the Senate did something that it hasn’t done in four years: it passed a budget. Narrowly. By a 50-49 vote, Democrats advanced a $3.7 trillion budget that includes $100 billion in new stimulus funding, raised $975 billion in new tax revenue, and doesn’t balance (as the Republican House version does).

You know what? It doesn’t matter. The Senate budget has less chance of becoming law than plucky 15th-seeded Florida Gulf Coast University has of winning the NCAA men’s basketball championship.

Like FGC, the mere fact that the budget advanced is a surprising, feel-good story of something unlikely happening against long odds. After years of damaging brinkmanship with the government’s funding being decided in frantic, 11th-hour deals by hostile party leaders, Congress has returned to what’s known as regular order. But the next step in the process—having House and Senate negotiators reconcile the competing versions of the budget and pass it along to the president — isn’t going to happen, for reasons that my colleague Brendan Greeley and I laid out in last week’s issue of Bloomberg Businessweek.

So rather than rehash that tale of futility, I’m going to join every U.S. senator and go take a nap.

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